Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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