Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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