He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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