Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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