hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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