Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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