Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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