Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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