haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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