he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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