i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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