DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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