Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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