sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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