How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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