Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I party with great urgency now.
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