Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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