I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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