Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
