Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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