Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
