scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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