Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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