Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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