So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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