Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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