Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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