You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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