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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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