when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
