That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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