Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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