after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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