dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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