Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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