my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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