What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He felt like a one man threesome
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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