So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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