Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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