Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
