If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
40s are totally the cure
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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