He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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