Tell her she can't have a vagina
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It's never too late to be topless.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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