Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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