There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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