I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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