what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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