Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Who died my cat blue again?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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