There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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