glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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