I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im drinking this country out of the recession.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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