How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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