I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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