so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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